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Joke about dead Austrian composer When Mozart passed away

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Mozart So the year is 1791

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Why did Mozart kill all his chickens? Because when he asked them who the best composer was

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Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens?,"Because they kept saying ""Bach, bach bach""

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If a person were to give a speech about Mozart, where would they be most likely to do it?","On the Dias On the Dias Oh Oh Oh on the dais.

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Why did Mozart hate chickens? Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

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What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart? Amadeus on my dais.

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Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying "Bach, bach, bach"

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What is Mozart doing right now? De-composing

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If a person were to give a speech about Mozart, where would they be most likely to do it? On the Dias On the Dias Oh Oh Oh, on the dais.

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What's the greatest trick the Austrians ever pulled off? It was to convince the world that Mozart was Austrian and that Hitler in fact was German.

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What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days? They're both Decomposing

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What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died? Decomposers

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What's Mozart doing? decomposing.

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What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave? Decompose

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Why did Mozart kill all his chickens? Because when he asked them who the greatest composer was all they would say is "mmmmmm... Bach Bach Bach"!

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what is Mozart doing now? decomposing

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Why couldn't Mozart find his mentor? Because he was Haydn

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What did Mozart yell when he became a crusader? Amadeus Vult!

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Why did Mozart kill his chickens? They were yelling "Bach Bach Bach Bach"

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