#luke

Zalporin Luke and Leia are on a mission to a remote Rebel base when they receive a distress call from the Millennium Falcon. Tracing its homing beacon, they discover that the ship is stranded on a planet called Zalporin, on the other side of the galaxy. ""I've heard of this world,"" Leia says, gravely concerned. ""It's an inhospitable, barren hunk of rock. We must hurry!"" But even at top speed, it takes their X-Wing over a week to reach Zalporin. They follow the Falcon's signal to an isolated s…

Luke use the father - Nuke I am your force Yay twist on words, so funneh. My friends says i'm hilarous.

Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader were having a lightsaber battle... ...and Luke is getting demolished. He knows that unless he does something drastic, he's going to lose. So, thinking quickly, he says to his opponent, ""Darth Vader, I know what you're getting for Christmas."" Darth Vader hesitates for a moment and says, ""How do you know?"" Luke responds, ""I felt your presents.""

Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together? Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas? Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas? A: He could feel his presence!

Luke and Obi-Wan walk into a Chinese restaurant. Ten minutes into the meal, Luke's still having trouble with the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere. Obi-Wan finally snaps, ""Use the forks, Luke.""

How did Darth Vadar know what Luke got him for Christmas? He felt his presence

What were Luke Skywalker's favourite model cars to play with as a kid? Toyodas

Luke Skywalker and Yoda are on a ride when... **Luke**: *Are we on the right course, Master Yoda?*. **Yoda**: *Off course we are*.

Darth Vader: Luke, I know what you're getting for Christmas this year. Luke: What, How is that possible!? Vader: I felt your presents. Luke: NOOOOOOO

Why couldn't Luke get any sleep? Because the Force Awakens

Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker... ... are locked in mortal combat. Darth Vader pulls Luke close and says, ""I know what you're getting for Christmas"". Luke responds, ""How?! That's impossible!!!"" Darth Vader replies, ""I felt your presence""

Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens? He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.

Anakin's Perfect Math Class Anakin Skywalker (complete with his Darth Vader suit) is tutoring his son Luke because as we all know, math is very important for both Sith and Jedi. How else are they supposed to figure out how to blow up Death Stars and make their own? Today's lesson happened to be taking the derivatives and integrals of functions, which Luke happened to be struggling at a little more than usual. ""Daaaaad, it's so hard! I need some simple practice problems!"" ""Okay, so if x^2 + y^…

How does Darth Vader like his milk? *Luke* warm

Luke tried to open a pull door by pushing... He had an extremely confused ""luke"" on his face

What did Luke get for pulling Darth Vader's face mask off? A 15 yard penalty.

A Skywalker family christmas. Cooh cuhh... Luke... cooh cuhh... I know what you're getting for christmas... cooh cuhh... I felt your presents. (That's the Vader breathing sound BTW, if you know a better way to spell it please share.)

A swimming pool in the Catskills... One May a young man is on his honeymoon at a resort in the Catskills. The morning after his wedding night he decides to go for a swim while his bride sleeps in. He walks briskly out to the swimming pool where the only person in sight is an old Jewish man in a bathing suit and towel, sitting in the sun reading the paper. ""How's the water, Pops?"" he asks the old man. ""Luke larm."" the old timer replies with a shrug. The young man jumps right into the deep end…

The fine, young, beautiful widow of a rancher. There was once a ranch, owned by a rich, old man and his young wife. The man did not work on the ranch himself, but rather hired a strapping young lad by the name of Luke. Luke worked hard on the farm, and was a honest fellow. One day, the old rancher died, and Luke asked the fine, young, beautiful widow if he could have the night off, go to town, and have a few drinks with his friends. ""Why of course,"" replied the fine, young, beautiful widow, ""…

Last Night.. I was about to kill a spider. My wife told me to take it out instead. Turns out he's a pretty cool guy, his names Luke and he want's to be a lawyer.

Luke Skywalker and R2-D2 go to a Chinese restaurant for dinner... .... Luke scans the menu and sees his favorite egg fried rice so he say to R2-D2 ""Oh I'm definitely ordering that!"" Sure enough when the waiter comes along he orders the egg fried rice and a few other side dishes. Now Luke is absolutely starving, so as soon as his meal arrives he picks up the chopsticks laid out on the table and digs straight in... sure enough it's as delicious as he hoped. But not being a chopstick pro, Luke ha…

Yo mama so old.. when she was young the hottest boygroup was Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John.

What is the internal temperature of a taun taun? Luke warm!

Luke got Darth Vader a Christmas Present. Darth Vader: Luke... I know what you got me for Christmas... Luke: Nooo! No! No!! How could you possibly know?!?! Darth Vader: I felt your presents.