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Sherlock Holmes and his trusty associate Dr. John Watson are strolling leisurely through London's botanical gardens. (OC) They are investigating the mysterious disappearance of a botanist who specialized in arboreal citrus. Watson squints, focusing his gaze on something across the gardens. He gasps in surprise and grabs Sherlock's arm. He points at the thing that has captivated his attention and asks ""Sherlock, is that a lime tree?"" Sherlock offers a pleasant chuckle and turns to Watson slowly…

Always loved the awful jokes on The Two Ronnies. "Well, that's all we have time for tonight, but before we go, here are a few items of late news: "Roughhouse Row, Tower Hamlets, which is London’s toughest street, held a party today for its oldest inhabitant. He’ll be twenty-three on Monday." "F. C. Rawls, the train conductor, who has faithfully handed his wife his wage packet every month for the last 20 years, was divorced today. She found out he was paid every week." "George Mumble, the hom…

I just made one sale A keen indian state bank manager, left the job and applied for a sales man job at london's premier downtowrn department store. In fact which was the biggest store in the world - You could get anything there. The boss asked him "Have you ever been an salesman before? Yes Sir, I was a saleman in India replied the lad. The Boss liked the cut of him and said, you can start tomorrow and I'll come and see you. The day was long and arduous for the young man, but he got through i…

Throwing Watches Three tourists climbed up the tower with London's Big Ben and decided to throw their watches off the top, run down the stairs and try to catch them before they hit the ground. The first tourist threw his watch but heard it crash before the had taken three steps. The second threw his watch and made only two steps before hearing his watch shatter. The third tourist threw his watch off the tower, went down the stairs, bought a snack at a shop up the street and walked slowly ba…

Just recently, a multi-year project to renovate and restore London's historic landmark Big Ben was completed. They had men working around the clock.

Throwing Watches Three tourists climbed up the tower with London's Big Ben and decided to throw their watches off the top