Always loved the awful jokes on The Two Ronnies.
"Well, that's all we have time for tonight, but before we go, here are a few items of late news:
"Roughhouse Row, Tower Hamlets, which is London’s toughest street, held a party today for its oldest inhabitant. He’ll be twenty-three on Monday."
"F. C. Rawls, the train conductor, who has faithfully handed his wife his wage packet every month for the last 20 years, was divorced today. She found out he was paid every week."
"George Mumble, the hom…