Two guys are drinking and driving Joe and Kyle are out drinking and driving when they spot a cop checking for drunk drivers a head. Kyle freaks out and tells Joe to turn the car around but Joe calmly tells Kyle to just relax and finish his drink, he had it all figured out. Kyle sees how calm Joe is and decides to follow his lead and finish his drink. When they approach the checkpoint, Joe instructs Kyle to remove the label to his beer and place it on his forehead. Confused, Kyle follows Joe's le

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A teacher tells her class to learn the first five letters of the alphabet A teacher gave her kindergarten class to go home and learn the first five letters of the alphabet so Kyle goes home and asks his mom who is on the phone, what is the first letter of the Alphabet? she says Shut Up! he then goes to his sister who is playing guitar and asks what is the second letter of the alphabet? and she is singing Oh Yeah Baby! Yeah! he proceeds to go into his brothers room who is watching Football and as

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2 little brothers wanted to make mommy mad. Little Kyle is 4 years old and his brother Timmy is 3. Kyle says "Hey, Timmy. Want to make mommy mad?" "Sure! How?" Timmy says. Kyle tells him "We gotta say a bad word, I'll say a 4 letter word since I'm 4. You have to say one that's 3 letters." "OK! This sounds like fun!" said Timmy. The 2 boys proceed downstairs for breakfast, and see their mommy getting ready for work. "OK, Kyle what do you want for breakfast?" Their mommy says. He replies "I'll

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Johnny finally makes it to college... On the first day his psych professor begins a perception exercise by telling the students to close their eyes and feel around for an object, then describe the object and tell her what it is. First she calls on Kyle who says "I feel something big round and bumpy. It's a globe!" The professor says "Good Kyle! I like the way you think. Next she calls on Suzie who says "I feel something flat and coarse. It's paper!" The professor says "Good Suzie! I lik

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Attempt at making an original joke. Took a bit of help for translation. Kyle is at home, busy with his work. His newly hired maid is tidying up, meticulously going through drawers and cabinets. As she sorts through one of the drawers, her eyes widen when she discovers a condom for 12" size. Her curiosity piqued, she approaches Kyle, holding up the condom with a mischievous smile. "Why do you have a 12-inch condom?" she inquires. Kyle, barely looking up from his task, replies, "It's for my wif

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