Attempt at making an original joke. Took a bit of help for translation.
Kyle is at home, busy with his work. His newly hired maid is tidying up, meticulously going through drawers and cabinets. As she sorts through one of the drawers, her eyes widen when she discovers a condom for 12" size.
Her curiosity piqued, she approaches Kyle, holding up the condom with a mischievous smile. "Why do you have a 12-inch condom?" she inquires.
Kyle, barely looking up from his task, replies, "It's for my wif…