Attempt at making an original joke. Took a bit of help for translation. Kyle is at home, busy with his work. His newly hired maid is tidying up, meticulously going through drawers and cabinets. As she sorts through one of the drawers, her eyes widen when she discovers a condom for 12" size. Her curiosity piqued, she approaches Kyle, holding up the condom with a mischievous smile. "Why do you have a 12-inch condom?" she inquires. Kyle, barely looking up from his task, replies, "It's for my wife." The maid, emboldened by her discovery, steps closer. "Why don't you use it on me instead?" she suggests, her voice low and sultry. He looks up, exasperated, "I already told you, it's for my wife." Determined, the maid reaches out and touches him, only to be taken aback by the stark contrast. "Why do you have a 12-inch condom for your... 2-inch weiner?" she asks, puzzled. Kyle sighs, meeting her gaze. "How many times do I have to tell you? It's for my wife!"