#joanne

It sure is hot down here! The Johnsons from Canada decide to head to Florida, staying at the same hotel they honeymooned at for their 20th anniversary. However, due to their last minute decision, both have too take separate flights. When the husband arrives, he immediately emails his wife (Joanne) but in his haste he mistypes her email address. Meanwhile, somewhere in San Antonio, Joan Johnson is returning home from her husband's funeral, he was a pastor who had died suddenly from a heart attack…

Joanne was a very beautiful woman... ... and she had just broken up with her boyfriend. She was crushed and promised herself that she was not going to get involved with another man for a long time. She was going to focus on herself and her friends. Joanne's best friend, on the other hand, was a draft of the devil, she looked like a dog sucking on a lime. You get it, she was very ugly. Joanne wanted to go out to a club with her best friend to try to shake off the break up and have a good time wit…

Last week was my 40th birthday. I really didn't feel like waking up that morning. I managed to pull myself together and go downstairs for breakfast, hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "Happy Birthday." I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids... They will remember. My kids came trampling down the stairs to breakfast, ate their breakfast, and didn't say …