#jesus-the-other

I found Jesus the other day....... and if no one claims him within 30 days, by gosh, I am going to keep him!

If you love Jesus.. The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw a HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS bumper sticker. I bought it and put it on the back bumper of my car, and I'm really glad I did. What an uplifting experience followed! I was stopped at the light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord, and didn't notice that the light had changed. That bumper sticker really worked! I found lots of people who love Jesus. Why, the guy behind me started to honk like …

A Roman Catholic priest, a Southern Baptist minister, and a Rabbi were all at a bar... They were all arguing over who could convert the most followers to his respective religion. A rather drunk man at the bar yells, ""Anyone can convert a person! It takes real skill to convert a bear!"" The three religious mean agree, and set out to prove who could most effectively convert a bear. They plan to meet one week later. A week later, they all return. The Roman Catholic priest is the first to speak up.…