#jersey-shore

The final season of Jersey Shore will feature all your favorite characters - The Situation, Snooki, the Department of Child Services. . .

I just sat through two hours of Jersey Shore. Apparently the stupid I was born with wasn't stupid enough.

I don't care what everyone says, I think my Jersey Shore hairstyle makes me look sophisticated.

Take me to a bar on an empty stomach and see how quickly I can become much more entertaining than the entire cast of Jersey Shore.

JUST ONE MORE STD TILL I'M OFFICIALLY A JERSEY SHORE MEMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Earth's scientists have discovered that sheep are smarter than most primates. This explains why not a lot of sheep tune in to Jersey Shore.

The knowledge that Jersey Shore is known as "Macaroni Rascals" in Japan may just be the most important of my lifetime.

Just watched Jersey Shore for 5 minutes and now I realize why we have to do things like write "do not eat" on dry silica packets

When you watch Jersey Shore, Darwin cries.

Jersey Shore was doomed the moment they named it after Pauly Shore.

I was watching Jersey Shore the other day when I thought... I didn't know I had animal planet.

So i was entered an ass hole completion, and got 3rd place, although I should have been in second place. 9 of the 10 contestant who showed up and were talkative and pretty decent after all it was a friendly competition. I dressed up like a person from the jersey shore, on stage I insulted all of the members and took off my shirt. Second place came drunk and late to his own segment, when he arrived he took off his pants and urinated on a man in a wheel chair. First place however did nothing, he w…

Jersey Shore star Mike Sorrentino was indicted on tax charges today The Situation does not look good legally.

Topical Jokes for 7/13 Jersey Shore star ""J-WOWW"" gave birth to a baby girl. To commemorate giving birth, J-WOWW has changed her name to ""V-JAYOWW."" ...JWOWW took photos of her newborn daughter, then posted them to Tinder. Researchers predict that summer temperatures will be 12 degrees higher by the year 2100. So if you plan on heading to the beach in 86 years wear a hat. In Seattle, the city attorney apologized for accidentally bringing bags of marijuana to work. The city attorney then rus…

I wish these fundamentalists would stop blaming natural disasters on the gays. Everybody knows Sandy happened because of the confluent evils of Wall Street and Jersey Shore.

Snooki's kind of like Hurricane Sandy... She's large, slow-moving, an has blown just about everyone in the Jersey Shore.

Johnny Bravo would be so perfect for Jersey shore.

Reality T.V. Show Idea: Put The Kardashians, Honey Boo Boo, and the Jersey Shore cast on a island. Have them fight it out until the last one stands and call it ""Who Gives A Fuk""

Jersey Shore just got cancelled. Clearly an act of God. Your move, atheists.

They should make a reality TV show called, ""Jersey Shore meets Shark Week""

Pauly D from Jersey Shore was at the Dance party where Chuck Norris invented the Electric Slide. His hair is now permanently stuck in a blowout position.

What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore? I wouldn't shoot heroin.

What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore? Gym.Tan.Laundry.