#ireland

A man in Ireland finds a boy crying on the sidewalk He walks up to the boy and says ""Poor laddy

A tourist backpacking through rural Ireland enters a bar and inside there's only a bar tender and an old man nursing a beer. They sit in silence until the old man looks over to the tourist and says

What's the hardest thing about becoming a lawyer in Ireland? Passing the bar.

I can't find a single Ekans here in Ireland with Pokemon Go. Thanks

Another version of that Ireland joke This is a repost

Breaking news: A helicopter has crash landed into a cemetery in Ireland The pilots didn't survive

A Texan walks into an Irish pub... A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says

I found myself in a pub in Cork Ireland.

A young man is backpacking through Ireland... When he decides to go to a bar in a small town. He sits down next to a native just sipping on his drink.

The gay marriage referendum was just passed in Ireland. The number of married gay Irish couples will be Dublin.

Irishman and a Texan A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says

For my brothers back home in Ireland. An Irishman walks into a bar one night and orders three beers from the bartender. After drinking them he pays and goes home. The next night he comes back and orders three beers again

Best toast in all of Ireland John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said

Tiger's balls On a golf tour in Ireland

An Irish guy goes to the same bar every day This Irish guy goes to the same bar every day and orders 3 shots of Jameson. So after a while the bar tender asks him why he orders 3 shots of Jameson every day. The man tells him that two of the shots are for his brothers shamus and laddie back in Ireland. And the third was for him.

A tourist is sitting in a bar in Ireland... Suddenly

Did you know that Iceland... ...is only one sea away from Ireland?

Why is the grass greener in Ireland, than it is in England?","It's because we are all over here in England walking on your grass.

What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?,"One drove all the snakes from Ireland the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

Why is Dublin the capital of Ireland? Cause it keeps on Dublin and Dublin.

What did Saint Patrick say when he drove all the snakes out of Ireland? "Everyone got seat belts on back there?"

What do you call sunscreen in Ireland? Pubs

Why wasn't Jesus born in Ireland? They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Did you guys hear about the Great Potato Famine in Ireland? Seriously, how hard is it to feed your potatoes?

Why Ireland so rich? Because its capital is always Dublin.