#house-roof

Talking Dog A man and his dog walk into a talent agents office. ""All right, lets make this quick i have things to do, whats your talent?"" asks the agent. The man says, ""Its not me sir, its my dog he talks!"" ""Yeah, right,"" says the agent. ""I don't have time for this, now get out of here before I throw you out."" ""No, wait,"" says the man. ""I'll prove it."" He turns to the dog and asks, ""What do you normally find on top of a house?"" ""Roof!"" says the dog, wagging his tail. ""Listen, p…

The magic Dog A man goes to a casting show for talents with his dog. ""Ladies and gentlemen, I present: Gizmo the magic dog! I ask him a question and he answers it correct!"" The jury laughed, but he asked:""Gizmo, what is on top of this house?"" ""Roof! Roof!"", Gizmo said. The audience went quiet. ""Gizmo, what can sink ships?"" ""Reef! Reef!"", the dog said. One from the jury asked:""Is this a joke? This dog is just barking!"" ""Wait! One last question! Gizmo, name one famous composer!"" ""Or…

Since we seem to be doing talking dog jokes today... A man walks into a talent agency, carrying a small, scruffy looking dog. He sets the dog on the agent's desk and begins his speech: "Sir, I have for you the most amazing act. This dog can speak. And not only can he speak, he's one of the most intelligent dogs you'll ever meet. Allow me to demonstrate: Dog, what is on the top of a house?" "Roof!" Says the dog. "Amazing! Dog: what is the opposite of smooth?" "Roof!" the dog replies. "In…