The magic Dog A man goes to a casting show for talents with his dog. ""Ladies and gentlemen, I present: Gizmo the magic dog! I ask him a question and he answers it correct!"" The jury laughed, but he asked:""Gizmo, what is on top of this house?"" ""Roof! Roof!"", Gizmo said. The audience went quiet. ""Gizmo, what can sink ships?"" ""Reef! Reef!"", the dog said. One from the jury asked:""Is this a joke? This dog is just barking!"" ""Wait! One last question! Gizmo, name one famous composer!"" ""Orff! Orff!"", Gizmo said. Man and dog were thrown out of the building. On the street, Gizmo looked up to his owner and said:""I know, Frank. I should have said Mozart...""
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