Since we seem to be doing talking dog jokes today... A man walks into a talent agency, carrying a small, scruffy looking dog. He sets the dog on the agent's desk and begins his speech: "Sir, I have for you the most amazing act. This dog can speak. And not only can he speak, he's one of the most intelligent dogs you'll ever meet. Allow me to demonstrate: Dog, what is on the top of a house?" "Roof!" Says the dog. "Amazing! Dog: what is the opposite of smooth?" "Roof!" the dog replies. "Incredible! Dog: who was the greatest ballplayer of all time?" Again, the dog says "Roof!" "Remarkable! So what do you think?" The agent leans back in his chair and says "Get lost. I can't sell that carny act." Outside the agent's office, the dog looks up at the man and says "Maybe I should have said DiMaggio?"