#joe-dimaggio

Talking Dog A man and his dog walk into a talent agents office. ""All right, lets make this quick i have things to do, whats your talent?"" asks the agent. The man says, ""Its not me sir, its my dog he talks!"" ""Yeah, right,"" says the agent. ""I don't have time for this, now get out of here before I throw you out."" ""No, wait,"" says the man. ""I'll prove it."" He turns to the dog and asks, ""What do you normally find on top of a house?"" ""Roof!"" says the dog, wagging his tail. ""Listen, p…

The Amazing Talking Dog A man gets a knock on his door, and when he opens it there is a salesman standing there with a dog. The salesman says, ""Good day, sir! Might I interest you in buying this amazing talking dog?"" ""That dog can talk?"" the man says, not believing it. ""It sure can!"" the salesman says, ""Just watch! Okay, dog, what is the thing on top of a house called?"" The dog says, ""Roof!"" ""Okay,"" continues the salesman, ""Now, what does sandpaper feel like?"" The dog says, ""Rough…

My boss has some winners, but I always get a chuckle from this one. (Pretty Long) A man and his dog walk into a bar, the man sits down, and his dog follows in suit. The bartender asks, ""What can I get you?"" The man orders a shot of whiskey and drinks it as soon as the glass hits the bar. ""That'll be $3.50."" the bartender says promptly. ""What if I told you that my dog is able to talk? Would you let me drink for free?"" The bartender quickly rebuts. ""A talking dog? Sure, why not"" So the man…

A man walks into a bar with his dog. A man walks into a bar with a small dog under his arm and sits down at the counter, placing the dog on the stool next to him. The bartender says, "Sorry, pal. No dogs allowed." The man says, "But this is a special dog -- he talks!" "Yeah, right," says the bartender. "Now get out of here before I throw you out." "No, wait," says the man. "I'll prove it." He turns to the dog and asks, "What do you normally find on top of a house?" "Roof!" says the dog, wagging…

A guy walks into a bar with his dog... A man walks into a bar with a small dog under his arm and sits down at the counter, placing the dog on the stool next to him. The bartender says, "Sorry, pal. No dogs allowed." The man says, "But this is a special dog -- he talks!" "Yeah, right," says the bartender. "Now get out of here before I throw you out." "No, wait," says the man. "I'll prove it." He turns to the dog and asks, "What do you normally find on top of a house?" "Roof!" says the dog, waggi…