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Sherlock and Watson Go Camping Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replied, "I see millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets…

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: “Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see.” Watson replied: “I see millions and millions of stars.” Holmes said: “and what do you deduce from that?” Watson replied: “Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like earth out there. And …

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip They set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replies: "I see millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" Watson ponders a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approxi…

Sherlock and Watson go camping Sherlock and Dr. Watson go camping. They pitch their tent and go to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes wakes Watson and says: "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replies, "I see millions and millions of stars." Holmes asks, "And what do you deduce from that?" "Well, if there are millions of stars," Watson says, "there must be some with planets, and some of those planets must be like Earth. And if there are planets like Eart…

Sherlock and Watson take a vacation Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replied, "I see millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of pl…

An American, a Mexican, and a Russian... ...are all sitting around drinking. The Russian, drinking a bottle of vodka, finishes it and then throws it up in the air and pulls out a gun and shoots it. The Mexican says, "Why did you do that holmes?" The Russian responds, "In my country we have a lot of those." The Mexican, drinking Tequila, finishes his bottle throws it up in the air and pulls out a gun and shoots it. The American says, "Why did you do that?" The Mexican responds, "Oh, because…

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson... Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replies, "I see millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" Watson ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Timew…

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they laid down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies, and…

Holmes said to his brother, "Mycroft, all this heroin that Watson administers is making me terribly constipated." And Mycroft responded, "No shit, Sherlock?"

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip After a delightful meal and a bottle of red, they lay down for the night and went to sleep. Some hours later Holmes woke up, nudged his faithful friend and said, "Watson, I want you to look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson said, "I see millions and millions of stars." Sherlock said, "And what does that tell you?" After a minute or so of pondering Watson said, "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxi…

Holmes and Watson were investigating a murder at an archaeological dig-site Holmes picks up several of the rocks and pebbles surrounding the murder victim. After a while, Holmes turns to his companion and says "I've cracked the case. The suspect was clearly murdered with a blow to the head by a rock, which then crumbled and scattered into pieces." "How on Earth can you tell?" exclaims Watson. "It's sedimentary, my dear Watson."

Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson were going camping. They set up their tent, started a campfire, and laid down their sleeping bags inside of the tent. After a few hours of playing cards and joking by the fire, they extinguished the fire and went to sleep. Holmes awoke Watson in the middle of the night and they looked up at the starry night sky. "Watson, look at the sky, what do you see?" "I see thousands of shining stars, and it's hard to believe how many millions of billions of miles away …

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes woke up and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" Holmes asked. Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astro…

What do call a detective that accidently solves crimes? Sheer luck Holmes

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are investigating the scene of a burglary in a millionaire's mansion. Watson: Holmes, I can understand why the burglar took the jewelry lying around, why he cracked and cleaned out the safe, but why would he also take the millionaire's wife? Holmes: Elementary, my dear Watson. So that the millionaire won't go looking for him.

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are on a camping trip After a hearty meal and a good bottle of wine, they lay down to sleep. Suddenly, in the middle of the night, Holmes wakes his trusted companion and asks "Watson, what do you see?" Rubbing his sleepy eyes, Watson answers: "I see millions and millions of stars." "Correct, Watson, and what do you conclude from that?" Watson thinks for a moment and then answers: "Well, temporally I conclude it is about 03:30 AM, astrologically I conclude th…

Sherlock Holmes returned to 221B Baker Street He was carrying a box of lemons in his arms. When Doctor Watson saw the box, he asked "Well where did those come from?" And Holmes answered "A lemon tree, my dear Watson."

"My dear Holmes, which kind of school catholic priests like the most?" "Elementary, my dear Watson."

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replied, "I see millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets." "Astrologically, I observe t…

Sherlock and his friend Watson go camping They pitch up their tent and fall asleep. A few hours later, they both wake up. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see. "I see millions and millions of stars, my dear Holmes." Holmes: "Tell me what that means Watson." Watson: "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that they are millions of galaxies. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time-wise, it appears to be a quarter past three. Theologically, it is evident…

Watson found Holmes busily painting the front door bright yellow. ""What on earth is that

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: ""Watson

Sherlock and Holmes go camping Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine

Holmes and Watson were investigating a murder at an archaeological dig-site Holmes picks up several of the rocks and pebbles surrounding the murder victim. After a while

Holmes said to his brother "Mycroft