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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. As they lay down for the night, the fire dwindling nearby, Holmes said: ""Watson, look up and tell me what you see"". Watson said ""I see a fantastic panorama of countless of stars"". Holmes: ""And what does that tell you?"" Watson: ""Astronomically, it suggests to me that if there are billions of other galaxies that have roughly similar stellar population densities as represented by my view, that, potentially, trillions of planets may be as…

Elementary Dear Watson Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend .'Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.' Watson replies, 'I see millions of stars.'' What does that tell you?' Watson ponders for a minute.' Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appear…

A Good Detective Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson are camping together. When they go to sleep, Sherlock says, 'Tell me what you can see when you're looking up?' 'Thousands of stars,' says Watson. 'And what's your conclusion from all this?' Dr Watson starts to think. 'If I consider it from astrological aspects,' he says slowly, 'I must assume that there are millions and millions of stars and galaxies in the universe. From psychological points of view I conclude that we're so infinitely small in comp…

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they laid down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. ""Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."" Watson replied, ""I see millions and millions of stars."" ""What does that tell you?"" Watson pondered for a minute. ""Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies, and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically,…

My Science Book's Favorite Joke Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip. They find a beautiful spot and set up their tent. After a full day of enjoying nature, they go into their tent and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes Watson and says, ""Look up at the sky and tell me what you see."" Watson is awestruck. After a moment, he says, ""I see countless stars."" Mr. Holmes replies, ""What does that tell you?"" Watson considers for a moment and says, ""It tells me that the unive…

Sherlock Holmes - Elementary Dear Watson Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend. - Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see. Watson replies, - I see millions of stars. - What does that tell you? Watson ponders for a minute. - Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. T…

Dr Watson asks Sherlock Holmes... ""Holmes, why are you spreading fruit juice on my buttocks?"" ""Lemon entry dear Watson, Lemon entry""

Sherlock Holmes was camping with Dr. Watson... ...and Mr. Holmes turned to his assistant: Tell me, Watson, what do you see? Watson was puzzled by the remark, but he looked up and said, ""Stars. Millions and millions of them."" Holmes responded: ""I agree. And Dr. Watson, certainly you have picked up on many of my techniques of deduction. Can you deduce something from what you see here?"" Dr. Watson looked at Mr. Holmes and said, ""Well, I'm not as good as you are, by any stretch, but why not. I …

Sherlock & Watson go Camping! Best joke ever ONE of the BEST JOKES EVER!! Hasn't been posted in the last 3 days.. so here it goes! Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. ""Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."" Watson replied, ""I see millions of stars."" ""What does that tell you?"" Watson pondered for a minut…

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson Go Camping... Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of red, they lay down for the night and went to sleep. Some hours later Holmes woke up, nudged his faithful friend and said, ""Watson, I want you to look up at the sky and tell me what you see."" Watson said, ""I see millions and millions of stars."" Sherlock said, ""And what does that tell you?"" After a minute or so of pondering Watson said, ""Astronomically, it tel…

Holmes is on the case... Sherlock Holmes is investigating a murder where the culprit had used a knife carved from Sandstone. Dr. Watson finds the choice of murder weapon odd. ""Holmes, who would kill another man with an Igneous rock?"" ""Sedimentary, my dear Watson, Sedimentary...""

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were going camping They pitched their tent under the twinkling start and went to sleep. Sometime during the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: ""Watson, look up at the stars and tell me what you see."" Watson replied: ""I see millions and millions of stars."" Holmes said: ""And what do you deduce from that?"" Watson Replied: ""Well, if there are millions and millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it's quite likely there are some planets like…

Watson you idiot! Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: ""Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see."" Watson replied: ""I see millions and millions of stars."" Holmes said: ""And what do you deduce from that?"" Watson replied: ""Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it's quite likely there are some planet…

What does it tell you, Holmes? Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. ""Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."" ""I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes"" replies Watson. ""And what do you deduce from that?"" Watson ponders for a minute. ""Well, Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and …

What do you see watson? Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. ""Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."" ""I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes"" replies Watson. ""And what do you deduce from that?"" Watson ponders for a minute. ""Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potent…

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are taking a shit... When they are finished Dr. Watson turns around and notices only one pile of crap on the floor. ""Look at this Holmes... Instead of two piles on the floor there is only one. This is very strange!"". Sherlock Holmes ponders for a few seconds, takes a few puffs of his pipe, turns to the Doctor and say ""Its elementary my dear Watson! You forgot to take your pants off"".

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: ""Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see."" Watson replied: ""I see millions and millions of stars."" Holmes said: ""And what do you deduce from that?"" Watson replied: ""Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it's quite likely there are some planets like earth out t…

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. ""Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."" Watson replied, ""I see millions and millions of stars."" ""What does that tell you?"" Holmes asked. Watson pondered for a minute. ""Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Ast…

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. As they lay down for the night, Holmes said: ""Watson, look up into the sky and tell me what you see"". Watson: ""I see millions and millions of stars"". Holmes: ""And what does that tell you?"" Watson: ""Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Theologically, it tells me that God is great and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it tells me that we will have a bea…

Camping Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: "Watson, look up at the sky, and tell me what you see." Watson replied: "I see millions and millions of stars." Holmes said: "And what do you deduce from that?" Watson replied: "Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like Earth out t…

Sherlock Holmes and three passers-by Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are walking over the London Bridge. Sherlock Holmes says, "I bet I can convince the next three passers-by to jump off the bridge." Dr. Watson accepts the bet. They see the first passer-by. "Mister, you are an Englishman." "Yes." "You are going to the stock exchange." "Yes." "Did you know that the stock market crashed?" "My God!" He jumps off the bridge. They see the second passer-by. "Monsieur, you are a Frenchman."…

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." "I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" replies Watson. "And what do you deduce from that?" Watson ponders for a minute. "Well, Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of plane…

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: "Watson, look up at the sky, and tell me what you see." Watson replied: "I see millions and millions of stars." Holmes said: "And what do you deduce from that?" Watson replied: "Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. An…

Holmes and Watson on a camping trip Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend awake. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.” Watson replied, “I see millions and millions of stars.” “What does that tell you?” Holmes questioned. Watson pondered for a minute. “Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galax…

I don't know if this has been posted before but it's one of my favourite jokes Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." "I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes." Replies Watson. "And what do you deduce from that?" Watson ponders for a minute. "Well, astronomically, it tel…