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What up Holmes? ~Watson

"I knew he was the murderer when I saw him on the dance floor," Holmes said. "You see, Watson, guilty feet have got no rhythm."

Watson: "Holmes, why are you wrapped in a thin aluminium sheet?" Holmes: "DAMMIT, FOILED AGAIN!"

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. As they lay down for the night, the fire dwindling nearby, Holmes said: ""Watson, look up and tell me what you see"". Watson said ""I see a fantastic panorama of countless of stars"". Holmes: ""And what does that tell you?"" Watson: ""Astronomically, it suggests to me that if there are billions of other galaxies that have roughly similar stellar population densities as represented by my view, that, potentially, trillions of planets may be as…

Watson and Holmes are returning from the lock-and-key shop where they've ordered an extra apartment key because Watson lost his. As they arrive, Watson bounds up the steps to 221B Baker Street and barges into their apartment as Sherlock Holmes follows him. ""I'll show you my deductions today Holmes!"", he says. ""I can deduce too!"" Sherlock Holmes shows him the only key to the apartment and says, ""What can you deduce from this key?"" Watson examines it. He says: ""The key has a speck of dirt o…

The Case of the Missing Wallet A man walks into the office of Sherlock Holmes. He explains that his wallet has been stolen. He begs Holmes to take the case as he is a poor man, and the money in the wallet was the only money he had. Holmes staunchly refuses. As the man sulks out, Watson turns to Holmes and asks, ""So why didn't you take the case Holmes?"" Holmes replies, ""Because the man is a liar. He is not a poor man as he claims."" Watson, confused, asks Holmes how he could possibly know that…

Doggy Sherlock Holmes was investigating a case... Doggy Sherlock: Any leads? Doggy Watson: Yes, Holmes. Two. Doggy Sherlock: Excellent, lets take them and go walkies.

Sherlock Holmes Looks at the Night Sky Sherlock Holmes and Watson are laying in their sleeping bags looking up at the midsummer sky. Sherlock turns to Watson and asks, ""Watson, what do you see?"" ""Stars and the moon, dear Holmes,"" he says. ""What does it mean?"" Sherlock asks. ""Well,"" says Watson. ""It quite simply means that there are billions of gaseous balls burning millions of light years away."" ""No, what does it MEAN?"" Sherlock asks. ""Well,"" says Watson, ""it means we are in the N…

Elementary Dear Watson Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend .'Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.' Watson replies, 'I see millions of stars.'' What does that tell you?' Watson ponders for a minute.' Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appear…

A Good Detective Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson are camping together. When they go to sleep, Sherlock says, 'Tell me what you can see when you're looking up?' 'Thousands of stars,' says Watson. 'And what's your conclusion from all this?' Dr Watson starts to think. 'If I consider it from astrological aspects,' he says slowly, 'I must assume that there are millions and millions of stars and galaxies in the universe. From psychological points of view I conclude that we're so infinitely small in comp…

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they laid down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. ""Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."" Watson replied, ""I see millions and millions of stars."" ""What does that tell you?"" Watson pondered for a minute. ""Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies, and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically,…

Sherlock Holmes and Watson go camping One night Holmes and Watson decide to go camping. They set up their tent and fall asleep. After hearing a noise in the middle of the night they both wake up. Holmes points up and asks Watson what he is able to deduce. Watson looks at the sky at sees thousands of stars. Watson says ""Given the amount of stars in the universe and the amount of planets that orbit around them, there must be other life in the universe. "" Holmes sighs and says ""No you idiot, som…

My Science Book's Favorite Joke Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip. They find a beautiful spot and set up their tent. After a full day of enjoying nature, they go into their tent and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes Watson and says, ""Look up at the sky and tell me what you see."" Watson is awestruck. After a moment, he says, ""I see countless stars."" Mr. Holmes replies, ""What does that tell you?"" Watson considers for a moment and says, ""It tells me that the unive…

Sherlock Holmes - Elementary Dear Watson Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend. - Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see. Watson replies, - I see millions of stars. - What does that tell you? Watson ponders for a minute. - Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. T…

Watson asks Holmes What type of rock is this? It has many layers compressed together.

Watson and Sherlock Are flying in an air balloon. After 2 hours of flight they get disoriented and decide to land the balloon and ask some people around them. When they land a man comes up to them and says with a clear accent: ""That's a fine balloon you got there, but I can see the fuel you used isn't standard"". After a few seconds Holmes said: ""Ok, Watson, everything is clear now, we're in Soviet Russia"". ""But how, Holmes?"" asks Watson. ""Elementary, Watson, you see, this fuel was made by…

What did the mexican-american say when two houses landed on him? Get off me holmes!

Sherlock's Front Door Dr. Watson arrived at 221-B Baker Street and was stunned to find his friend Sherlock Holmes out front in work clothes, painting the front door a pale yellow gloss. ""Holmes what are you doing?"" asked the confused Watson. ""It's a lemon entry, my dear Watson.""

Sherlock Holmes was camping with Dr. Watson... ...and Mr. Holmes turned to his assistant: Tell me, Watson, what do you see? Watson was puzzled by the remark, but he looked up and said, ""Stars. Millions and millions of them."" Holmes responded: ""I agree. And Dr. Watson, certainly you have picked up on many of my techniques of deduction. Can you deduce something from what you see here?"" Dr. Watson looked at Mr. Holmes and said, ""Well, I'm not as good as you are, by any stretch, but why not. I …

No shit sherlock Watson came over to Sherlock house as they were getting ready to solve a case. When he got there he noticed the door was locked and he heard loud moaning from upstairs. After about half an hour Holmes walks out of the house following a young lady. Shocked Watson asked, ""Holmes she couldn't have been legal what kind of girl was that?"" Sherlock looked at him and replied, "" elementary my dear Watson.""

Sherlock & Watson go Camping! Best joke ever ONE of the BEST JOKES EVER!! Hasn't been posted in the last 3 days.. so here it goes! Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. ""Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."" Watson replied, ""I see millions of stars."" ""What does that tell you?"" Watson pondered for a minut…

What did the mexican say when the 2 houses fell on him? Get off me holmes!

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson Go Camping... Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of red, they lay down for the night and went to sleep. Some hours later Holmes woke up, nudged his faithful friend and said, ""Watson, I want you to look up at the sky and tell me what you see."" Watson said, ""I see millions and millions of stars."" Sherlock said, ""And what does that tell you?"" After a minute or so of pondering Watson said, ""Astronomically, it tel…

Holmes is on the case... Sherlock Holmes is investigating a murder where the culprit had used a knife carved from Sandstone. Dr. Watson finds the choice of murder weapon odd. ""Holmes, who would kill another man with an Igneous rock?"" ""Sedimentary, my dear Watson, Sedimentary...""

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were going camping They pitched their tent under the twinkling start and went to sleep. Sometime during the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: ""Watson, look up at the stars and tell me what you see."" Watson replied: ""I see millions and millions of stars."" Holmes said: ""And what do you deduce from that?"" Watson Replied: ""Well, if there are millions and millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it's quite likely there are some planets like…