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Sherlock Holmes walks into his house with a basket full of lemons. Watson asks, ""Where did you get so many lemons?"" Holmes replies, ""A lemon tree, Watson..""

Watson you idiot! Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: ""Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see."" Watson replied: ""I see millions and millions of stars."" Holmes said: ""And what do you deduce from that?"" Watson replied: ""Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it's quite likely there are some planet…

What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him? Get off me holmes

What does it tell you, Holmes? Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. ""Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."" ""I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes"" replies Watson. ""And what do you deduce from that?"" Watson ponders for a minute. ""Well, Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and …

What do you see watson? Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. ""Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."" ""I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes"" replies Watson. ""And what do you deduce from that?"" Watson ponders for a minute. ""Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potent…

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are taking a shit... When they are finished Dr. Watson turns around and notices only one pile of crap on the floor. ""Look at this Holmes... Instead of two piles on the floor there is only one. This is very strange!"". Sherlock Holmes ponders for a few seconds, takes a few puffs of his pipe, turns to the Doctor and say ""Its elementary my dear Watson! You forgot to take your pants off"".

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: ""Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see."" Watson replied: ""I see millions and millions of stars."" Holmes said: ""And what do you deduce from that?"" Watson replied: ""Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it's quite likely there are some planets like earth out t…

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. ""Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."" Watson replied, ""I see millions and millions of stars."" ""What does that tell you?"" Holmes asked. Watson pondered for a minute. ""Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Ast…

Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had gone to bed and were lying awake looking up at the sky. Holmes said, ""Watson, look up. What do you see?"" ""I see thousands of stars,"" replied Watson. Then Holmes asked, ""And what does that mean to you?"" ""Well,"" said Watson ""I suppose it means we will have another nice day tomorrow. What does it mean to you, Holmes?"" ""To me Watson, it means someone has stolen our tent!""

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. As they lay down for the night, Holmes said: ""Watson, look up into the sky and tell me what you see"". Watson: ""I see millions and millions of stars"". Holmes: ""And what does that tell you?"" Watson: ""Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Theologically, it tells me that God is great and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it tells me that we will have a bea…

Dear Father Christmas this Christmas could you please send me a yellow door. Yours Sherlock Holmes Watson: So why do you want a yellow door Holmes? Lemon-entry my dear watson.

Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had gone to bed and were lying there looking up at the sky. Holmes said ""Watson look up. What do you see? ""Well I see thousands of stars."" ""And what does that mean to you?"" ""Well I guess it means we will have another nice day tomorrow. What does it mean to you Holmes?"" ""To me it means someone has stolen our tent.""

Camping Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: "Watson, look up at the sky, and tell me what you see." Watson replied: "I see millions and millions of stars." Holmes said: "And what do you deduce from that?" Watson replied: "Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like Earth out t…

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." "I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" replies Watson. "And what do you deduce from that?" Watson ponders for a minute. "Well, Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of plane…

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: "Watson, look up at the sky, and tell me what you see." Watson replied: "I see millions and millions of stars." Holmes said: "And what do you deduce from that?" Watson replied: "Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. An…

Holmes and Watson on a camping trip Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend awake. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.” Watson replied, “I see millions and millions of stars.” “What does that tell you?” Holmes questioned. Watson pondered for a minute. “Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galax…

I don't know if this has been posted before but it's one of my favourite jokes Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." "I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes." Replies Watson. "And what do you deduce from that?" Watson ponders for a minute. "Well, astronomically, it tel…

anyone interested in a good Sherlock Holmes joke? Sherlock Holmes and Dr. John Watson went on a camping trip. After sharing a good meal and a bottle of Petrie wine, they retire to their tent for the night. At about 3 AM, Holmes nudges Watson and asks, "Watson, look up into the sky and tell me what you see?" Watson said, "I see millions of stars." Holmes asks, "And, what does that tell you?" Watson replies, "Astronomically, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions …

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Watson awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Holmes, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Holmes replied, "I see millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" Sherlock says "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets." "Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is i…

Sherlock Holmes goes camping Sherlock Holmes and Watson go camping one night. They've had a great evening but it's getting late so they go to sleep. In the middle of the night Holmes elbows Watson awake and says - Watson, look up at the stars and tell me what you deduce. Watson looks up and says - Well, there's million of stars out there and if just some of them are like are star then maybe some of them have planets and if some of those planets are like our planet then maybe........just maybe..…

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping Sorry if re-post, a friend sent it to me over a text, and I thought it was worthy enough to go on here! Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are on a camping trip. After dinner, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged Watson. "Watson, look up at the sky. tell me what you see." Watson replied, "I see billions of stars." "What does that tell you?" Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me …

A Sherlock Holmes Joke Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner , they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.” “I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes” replies Watson. “And what do you deduce from that?” Watson ponders for a minute. “Well, Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of p…

Sherlock & Watson go Camping! Best joke ever ONE of the BEST JOKES EVER!! Hasn't been posted in the last 3 days.. so here it goes! Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replied, "I see millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" Watson pondered for a minute. …

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip In the middle of the night Holmes wakes up and gives Dr. Watson a nudge. "Watson," he says, "look up in the sky and tell me what you see." "I see millions of stars, Holmes," says Watson. "And what do you conclude from that, Watson?" Watson thinks for a moment. "Well," he says, "astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, …

SHERLOCK HOLMES WAS CAMPING WITH DR. WATSON Sherlock Holmes was camping with Dr. Watson… …and Mr. Holmes turned to his assistant: Tell me, Watson, what do you see? Watson was puzzled by the remark, but he looked up and said, “Stars. Millions and millions of them.” Holmes responded: “I agree. And Dr. Watson, certainly you have picked up on many of my techniques of deduction. Can you deduce something from what you see here?” Dr. Watson looked at Mr. Holmes and said, “Well, I’m not as good as …