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Classic from Middle School George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Harry Truman are riding together on an airplane. They get to talking about how they want to be remembered. Lincoln says ""I'd like to help the poor, so I'll throw a penny with my face on it so they'll know who helped them."" He throws a penny out the plane window. Washington then says ""I, too, want to help the poor, but I want to give more, so I'll throw a quarter with my face on it so they'll know who helped them."" Truman fina

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In an 3rd grade American class room... The teacher is discussing U.S. presidents. "Who gave the Gettysburg Address?" she asked the class. Immediately a hand shot up belonging to a female Japanese foreign exchange student. "Yes?" the teacher asked. "Abraham Lincoln! 1863!" replied the girl proudly. "That's correct," said the teacher, "Now can anyone tell me who wrote the Declaration of Independence?" Again the Japanese girl's hand shot up. This time the teacher waited to see if anyone else

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