Classic from Middle School George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Harry Truman are riding together on an airplane. They get to talking about how they want to be remembered. Lincoln says ""I'd like to help the poor, so I'll throw a penny with my face on it so they'll know who helped them."" He throws a penny out the plane window. Washington then says ""I, too, want to help the poor, but I want to give more, so I'll throw a quarter with my face on it so they'll know who helped them."" Truman finally says ""Well, I don't have any money with my face on it, but I sure as hell know one way they'll remember me!"" Truman hits a button, and the plane drops a nuke. The plane lands, and the three ex-presidents stroll down the street. First, they come across a little girl crying on the sidewalk. They ask her what is wrong, and she says ""I wished my brother was dead, and then a penny fell from the sky, hit him in the head, and killed him!"" They next come across another child crying. ""What's wrong?"" they ask. He responds ""I told my mom to drop dead, and then a quarter fell from the sky and killed her!"" They finally arrive at a little boy laughing hysterically, rolling around on the sidewalk. They ask him why he's laughing, and he replies ""My grandma just farted and the house exploded!""