#harley-davidson

Design Fault Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angel tells Davidson, ""Well, you've been such a good guy and your motorcycles have changed the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone you want to in Heaven."" Davidson thinks about it and says, ""I wanna hang out with God, Himself."" The befeathered fellow at the Gates takes Arthur to the Throne Room and introduces him to God. Arthur then asks God, ""Hey, aren't you t…

I would love to buy a Harley Davidson motorcycle... But I can't afford all the shirts.

Two lice meet after many years and discuss about their lives. The first one looks very healthy, while the other one is very sick. ""You look terrible"", says the first one. ""Why is that?"". ""Well, I live in the mustache of a Harley Davidson motorcyclist, who rides all the time and the cold wind makes me get sick. How about you? You look so healthy"". ""I have the solution for you. Do what I did. Go to a public toilet and wait for a girl to come in. Once she undresses, jump to her genital area …

A cardiologist goes to a mechanic A motorcycle mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley-Davidson when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage, 'Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?' The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hand…

A little boy was sitting on the curb ... with a gallon of turpentine and shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A little while later a Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had. The little boy replied, ""This is the most powerful liquid in the world, it's called turpentine."" The Priest said, ""No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you take some of this Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby."" The little boy replied,…

A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine... He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.. The little boy said, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called Turpentine.' The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.' The little boy replied, 'If you rub turpentine on a cat's ass, he'll pass a H…

A rabbit and a bear was talking a walk through the forrest, when they came across a lamp hidden beneath a root. The bear picks it up and rubs it, and as the legend goes, out came genie. The genie promised each of them three wishes for freeing him from his prison. The bear, being the one who picked up the lamp gets to go first. Now, the bear thinks like most male bears do. So his wish was that all the bears in the area except for him became female bears. POOF. The rabbit ponders for a while, befo…

God's Flawed Design The inventor of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, ""Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."" Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, ""I want to hang out with God."" St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God. Arthur then asked God, ""Hey, aren't you…

Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angel tells Davidson, ""Well, you've been such a good guy and your motorcycles have changed the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone you want to in Heaven."" Davidson thinks about it and says, ""I wanna hang out with God, Himself."" The befeathered fellow at the Gates takes Arthur to the Throne Room and introduces him to God. Arthur then asks God, ""Hey, aren't you the inventor o…

The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want to in heaven"... Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God." St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God. God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who i…

HARLEY DAVIDSON MEETS GOD The inventor of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven." Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God." St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God. Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't …

God and Harley Davidson The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates St. Peter told Arthur. 'Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is you can hang out with anyone you want in heaven.' Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, 'I want to hang out with God.' St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and introduced him to God. God recognized Arthur and commented, 'Okay, so yo…

An inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle Arthur Davidson

Harley Davidson creator dies and meets God The Creator of Harley Davidson dies and meets St Peter at the pearly gates. Peter asks him

The Harley Davidson (NSFW) There's this man

So a Harley Davidson rolls into a bar and the bartender asks what it'd like. RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM

What's the difference between a vacuum and a Harley Davidson? The position of the dirtbag

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson? The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside.

What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner? The placement of the dirt bag.

What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a Hoover vaccuum? The position of the dirt bag.

Arthur (Harley)Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven." Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God." St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and introduced him to God. God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley Davidson motorcycle?" Arthur…