Another joke translated to English from my Uncle. Little ""peter"" was in class when his teacher was talking about fruits, and she brought up the question, ""Wh

Three friends die and go to heaven.. ..when they get there, they see St. Peter at the pearly gates. St. Peter greets them and tells them that to enter heaven th

St. Peter: "Spock?" Leonard Nimoy: "I'm Leonard. Spock was just a character I played on TV." St. Peter: "HEY EVERYBODY! IT'S SPOCK!"

And the Lord said to Peter "come forth and you will receive eternal life". But Peter came fifth and won a toaster.