Another joke translated to English from my Uncle. Little ""peter"" was in class when his teacher was talking about fruits, and she brought up the question, ""Which fruits can be sucked on or smothered?"" A boy raised his hand and said, ""An orange!"" The teacher replied, ""yes, correct!"" A girl raised her hand as-well and said, ""A peach, teacher!"" To which the teacher also agreed. Finally, little Peter raised his hand and said, ""A set of PJ's!"" The teacher, confused, said, ""no, you cant suck PJ's..."" Peter quickly replied, ""Then why did the other night my Mom told my Dad, 'take off your pj's cause I'm going to suck it."" It's better in Spanish = \