[Oldie but an goldie] A man and his wife are on vacation in Tibet...
While shopping in a small village, the wife asks her husband what time it was, and looking down at his wrist the man realized he had left his watch in the motel room. After a few unsuccessful attempts to find an English speaking local, the couple finally finds an elderly man sitting quietly on the street with his donkey.
"Excuse me," the husband says, "Could you tell us the time?"
"Absolutely", replies the elderly man, and w…