A golden retriever walks into a bar Stop reading if you heard this one before. The dog sits at the bar, locks eyes with the bartender and wearily says ""One beer, one shot, please."" The bartender says ""Holy moly! A talking dog! You should be in the circus, buddy!"" The goldie says ""Why? Do they need an electrician?""
"Uh-oh!" - My toddler, looking me dead in the eye while he feeds his dinner to the dog
I'll usually order the chicken sandwich. I like my food to be more cowardly than I am.
Once a neighbor kid asked if my dog had any nicknames & I lied & made a bunch up & now whenever I see her she asks how Tree Trunk' is doing
A chihuahua is just a barking cat.
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