#fred-flintstone

Hey baby, I'm like Fred Flintstone I can really make your bed-rock. Also I live in a cave and don't have any electricity

Airport moving sidewalks are great for when you only want to feel like George Jetson for 10 seconds before you're back to Fred Flintstone.

Friday night is Fred Flintstone sliding down the dinosaur's back.

[car dealership] "it's just like walking, except now you have to move your mass AND this 2,000lb vehicle." fred flintstone: i'll take it!

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.

What would Fred Flintstone say if you asked him which city had the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world? Abu Dhabi Dooooooo!

Fred Flintstone only gets haircuts in the UAE... It's the only place he can get an Abu Dhabi Do!

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Q: How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone ? A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

Q. What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common? A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.

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Your Mama's So Old her memory is in black & white! 3849. Your Mama's So Old I told her to act her age, and she died! 3850. Your Mama's So Old I asked to see her birth certificate, and she handed me a rock! 3851. Your Mama's So Old she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp! 3852. Your Mama's So Old Jurassic Park brought back memories! 3853. Your Mama's So Old the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment! 3854. Your Mama's So Old she has all the apostles in her black book! 3855. Your Mama's So …