Your Mama's So Old her memory is in black & white! 3849. Your Mama's So Old I told her to act her age, and she died! 3850. Your Mama's So Old I asked to see her birth certificate, and she handed me a rock! 3851. Your Mama's So Old she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp! 3852. Your Mama's So Old Jurassic Park brought back memories! 3853. Your Mama's So Old the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment! 3854. Your Mama's So Old she has all the apostles in her black book! 3855. Your Mama's So Old she DJ'd at the Boston Tea Party! 3856. Your Mama's So Old she needed a walker when Jesus was still in diapers! 3857. Your Mama's So Old she went to an antique auction and three people bid on her! 3858. Your Mama's So Old she walked into an antique store and they kept her! 3859. Your Mama's So Old I've seen stale rasins with less wrinkles! 3860. Your Mama's So Old she's got hieroglyphics on her driver's license! 3861. Your Mama's So Old if she were a car it would be time to roll back her odometer! 3862. Your Mama's So Old she drove a chariot to high school! 3863. Your Mama's So Old she took her drivers test on a dinosaur!