Top Ten Worst Pickup Lines 10. You remind me so much of Pokemon that I just want to pick-at-choo. 9. I’m new in town. Can I have directions to your house? 8. I misplaced my Teddy Bear. Will you sleep with me? 7. Wow, your legs must be really tired because you have been running through my mind all night! 6. What's that in your eye? Oh, it must be a twinkle from when our eyes met! 5. Did you clean your pants with Windex, because I can totally see myself in them. 4. Those must be space pants, because your legs are outta this world. 3. Hi, my name is Justin… Justin Credible. 2. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but can still make your Bedrock. 1. Is your name Visa, because you’re everywhere I want to be.
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