#father-henry

Just after Jane Fonda was born.. ..the doctor approached her father Henry with bad news. 'I'm afraid your new baby daughter has an underdeveloped heart, we're going to have to inject her with pus and create an abscess.' Henry is shocked. 'I've never heard of the like, what quackery do you call this?!?' 'Well, an abscess makes the heart grow, Fonda!'

Just after Jane Fonda was born.. ..the doctor approached her father Henry with bad news. 'I'm afraid your new baby daughter has an underdeveloped heart, we're going to have to inject her with pus and create an abscess.' Henry is shocked. 'I've never heard of the like, what quackery do you call this?!?' 'Well, an abscess makes the heart grow, Fonda!' (Sorry if you are seeing this again, I posted this last night so was almost expecting it to be visible on Reddit somewhere today).

A Jew was converting to Christianity. So a Jew named Moshe Greene wanted to convert to Christianity. So Moshe goes to a Roman Catholic church and tell the preist there he wanted to convert. So as he is getting baptized the priest is saying ""you are no longer Moshe Greene, you are Paul Carpenter, you are not Moshe, you are Paul"".So with that Paul became a Christian. Fastforward to Lent when the preist sees Paul coming out of a butcher shop with a bag of beef, so in order not to embarress Paul, …