Just after Jane Fonda was born.. ..the doctor approached her father Henry with bad news. 'I'm afraid your new baby daughter has an underdeveloped heart, we're going to have to inject her with pus and create an abscess.' Henry is shocked. 'I've never heard of the like, what quackery do you call this?!?' 'Well, an abscess makes the heart grow, Fonda!' (Sorry if you are seeing this again, I posted this last night so was almost expecting it to be visible on Reddit somewhere today).
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