A Jew was converting to Christianity. So a Jew named Moshe Greene wanted to convert to Christianity. So Moshe goes to a Roman Catholic church and tell the preist there he wanted to convert. So as he is getting baptized the priest is saying ""you are no longer Moshe Greene, you are Paul Carpenter, you are not Moshe, you are Paul"".So with that Paul became a Christian. Fastforward to Lent when the preist sees Paul coming out of a butcher shop with a bag of beef, so in order not to embarress Paul, …