#detroit-lions

The Detroit Lions That's it; that's the joke.

The Detroit Lions have been given guns to subvert increasing violence in the area... ...local zookeepers fear the worst.

A Chicago Bears' fan, a Minnesota Viking's fan, and a Detroit Lions' fan find a genie in a bar... The 3 fans are sitting at the bar when suddenly, a genie comes out of a bottle of vodka the bartender opens. [](/sp) The genie says to the bartender: ""Congratulations, you have released me from my prison, and to repay you for that, I shall allow you to make 3 wishes your heart most desires and make them come true."" The bartender faints from the sheer sight of a real genie in his bar. [](/sp) Seein…

Chuck Norris is a former #1 draft pick in the NFL. He immediately retired when they told him in training camp that a round house kick to the face was not a legal method of tackling. Enraged, he cursed the franchise to never ever make the playoffs. We know them as the Detroit Lions.

The Detroit Lions are having there worst football season ever They haven't been able to catch the ball or even score a single touchdown because they have an atrocious quarterback. One night, the Lions manager is watching the news when he sees footage of the Bosnian Civil war. While he is watching, he sees a rebel fighter run up to a government building and toss a football sized bomb perfectly into a 4th story window. "That's just the guy I need." says the manager, so he goes through multiple …

How do you keep the Detroit Lions out of your front yard. Put up goal posts. And I'm a lions fan. For some damn reason.

What do you call fifty guys watching the Super Bowl? The Detroit Lions.

Without crossing any lines, what's an offensive joke? The Detroit Lions

There was a boy who lived in Detroit whose parents used to beat him a lot His parents were arrested by the Child Protection Agency and then put in jail. The court then needed to figure out in whose care to put the boy. Judge: "How about your grandparents?" Boy: "No, they beat me too." Judge: "How about your aunt and uncle?" Boy: "No, they beat me as well." The Judge went through a list of all of his family members and close friends, but he only ever got the same answer. Finally, the Judg…

The Detroit Lions are having there worst football season ever They haven't been able to catch the ball or even score a single touchdown because they have an atrocious quarterback. One night