#dallas-cowboys

Little boy in custody battle. Hey mother and father were in a heated custody battle for their son. The judge asks the little boy,""Do you want to go live with your mother?"". Little boy replied,""No she beats me."" The judge says ""Oh,do you want to live with your dad?"". Once again the little boy replied "" No, he beats me."" so the judge asks,""Well who do you want to live with?"". Little boy looks at the judge and says, ""The Dallas Cowboys they don't beat anybody.""

How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb? They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

Dallas Cowboys Why do you have to repeat things you say to Dez Bryant? He doesn't always catch it the first time.

Two parents are getting a divorce... The judge gets to the point in which custody of their only daughter should be decided, he begins by asking her ""Do you want to live with your daddy?"" she replies, ""No, he beats me"" the judge then asks, ""Do you want to live with your mommy?"" she replies, ""No, she beats me"" finally the judge asks, ""who do you want to live with then?"" ""The Dallas Cowboys, they don't beat anyone!""

What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans? Eventually the baby stops crying

So its a slow night at the bar... This guy walks in, sits down at the end of the bar and orders a stiff drink. Bartender comes back a little bit later and since its a pretty slow night, he decides to chit-chat with the customer. After a little bit the bartender asks the man what he does for a living. Customer says, ""I'm a Center for the Dallas Cowboys."" Bartender replies, ""Man, it must be really tough having to do that."" ""Its not too bad. I enjoy it"" ""No, I meant being openly gay in Texas…

What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl? The Dallas Cowboys

best joke ever! The Dallas Cowboys.

Q: How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training? A: Studying their Miranda Rights.

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common? Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

Proof that the Dallas Cowboys truly is America's Team! They watch the Super Bowl at home like every body else.

53 millionaires walk into a bar to watch the Super Bowl. The Bartender says, “Woah! Its the Dallas Cowboys! What can I get you guys?”

What do you call 50 men watching the Superbowl? The Dallas Cowboys.

What's the difference between a dollar and the Dallas Cowboys? A dollar is good for four quarters.

When I was younger my sister always said she wanted to be in the Dallas Cowboys Cheer Squad.

Two Syrian refugees compete to see who can become the most American in three weeks. After three weeks the Syrians meet again at a McDonalds. The first Syrian makes his case for him being more American by saying: ""Every day I have taken my son to softball practice and my daughter to ballet. I just purchased my first car and it is a Chevy El Camino. I've recently started listening to Toby Keith and Lynyrd Skynyrd and my favorite football team is the Dallas Cowboys. Beat that!"

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl? He turns off the PlayStation.

What's the difference between a stadium full of Dallas Cowboys fans, and 90,000 buckets of shit?","90 000 buckets.

How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb? They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl? Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

What's the difference between a stadium full of Dallas Cowboys fans, and 90,000 buckets of shit? 90,000 buckets.

Ebola is in Dallas? At least the Dallas Cowboys don't have to worry about it. They can't catch anything.

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl? They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!