#cologne

I have to mispronounce 'Lincoln' and 'cologne' if I want to spell them correctly.

Cologne - because people shouldn't have a choice whether or not they want to smell you.

Ya man, it is weird that your wife started wearing the same cologne I wear.

[job interview] What's ur greatest strength? "I wear too much cologne" No, I mean- "A lady legit passed out when I got in the elevator"

Signs your wife is cheating: 1. Weird cologne 2. Emotional distance 3. Late-night abences 4. She introduces you to her boyfriend

hey babe i got this new cologne called colon and i smell like my digestive system i hope you like it

I would describe the cologne on the guy who was just in the elevator with me as "all of it."

Maybe cologne should come with a two sprays a day lock on it.

The only good thing about people who wear too much cologne is that they're easier to set on fire.

Guys, you're spraying on too much. It's a reason the word "cologne" rhymes with "alone".

I wonder if the guy I'm interviewing knows this isn't for a cologne model position.

I see you've chosen to express your midlife crisis with cologne.

I'm at my most immature when girls misspell "cologne" and start talking about how bad a man's colon smells

Maybe I'd bother with cologne if my natural scent didn't make even elderly women violently ovulate.

I make out with guys that wear Abercrombie & Fitch cologne because it rubs off on me & I love how it smells, but shopping there is SOOO gay.

[At bar] BARTENDER: I dont think she wants to talk man ME: [dabbing on pickle juice as cologne] I think I know what the ladies want pal

Cologne companies have no clue what really attracts women. If they did, every bottle would smell like doughnuts.

I wear gasoline for cologne because b*tches love money.

My coworker left my office an hour ago, but the smell of his cologne remains, like some kind of douchbag ghost.

6yo Son: Dad, why'd you spray cologne down there when you got outta the shower? Me: How's ice cream for dinner sound?

Just picked up some cologne from the .99 cent store because chicks dig it when I smell like back child support and restraining orders

My son got me some very expensive cologne for Father's Day. I know it was very expensive because he used my credit card.

Bill Joe Armstrong (From Greenday) was walking down the street. A girl walked past him and said ""Wow, you smell amazing."" He replied: ""That's because I wore cologne, I wore cologne.""

Ghetto Word Of The Day: Cologne ""Ay, you think you cologne me a dollar or two?""

On the last day of Barack's presidency, he and Donald Trump go to the same barbershop to get their hair done. Barbers decide not to talk about politics, and everybody ends up not talking at all. The air is so tense. it could be almost cut with the barber's knife. Donald's hair gets finished first, and when the barber tries to apply some cologne to it, Donald goes nuts ""Are you out of your mind? I can't go to my house smelling like I've been in a brothel. Melania would go crazy"". Right at that …