On the last day of Barack's presidency, he and Donald Trump go to the same barbershop to get their hair done. Barbers decide not to talk about politics, and everybody ends up not talking at all. The air is so tense. it could be almost cut with the barber's knife. Donald's hair gets finished first, and when the barber tries to apply some cologne to it, Donald goes nuts ""Are you out of your mind? I can't go to my house smelling like I've been in a brothel. Melania would go crazy"". Right at that point the other barber finishes doing Barack's hair and goes, ""So Mr. President, I guess you won't like cologne either?"" ""I don't have a problem with that"", says Barack with half smile on his face; ""Michelle doesn't know what a brothel smells like.""
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