#capitol-building

A blonde was visiting Washington DC for the first time. She wanted to see the Capitol building. Unfortunately she couldn't find it so she asked a police officer for directions ""Excuse me officer how do I get to the Capitol building?"" The officer replied ""Wait here at this bus stop for the number 54 bus. It'll take you right there."" She thanked the officer and he drives off. Three hours later the police officer returned to the same area and sure enough the blonde is still waiting at the same…

A man is sitting on traffic in Washington DC.... Cars are backed up as far as he can see. Then he sees another man coming down the street stopping at each car and talking. When the man gets to him he rolls down his window and asks what is going on. "Terrorists have got the entirety of the executive branch, Congress and judicial branches grouped together in one room at the Capitol building and have said that if we do not give them $400 billion dollars by the end of today they are going to set …

A refugee crosses the US border and tells the first Border Patrol agent they see, "I want political asylum." The Border Patrol puts the refugee in his vehicle and drives them all the way to Washington, D.C., stopping at the corner of First Street and East Capitol Street. "Here you are," says the Border Patrol agent, pointing at the US Capitol building. "The greatest political asylum in the world."

So to celebrate the Halloween season... ... I was going to go to a 200 year old building that was apparently set up with shriveled up old corpses, dangerous bandits, bloodsucking vampires, hellbent soulless demons, and the like. But it turns out the Capitol Building is closed for tours until a budget resolution is reached.