A refugee crosses the US border and tells the first Border Patrol agent they see, "I want political asylum." The Border Patrol puts the refugee in his vehicle and drives them all the way to Washington, D.C., stopping at the corner of First Street and East Capitol Street. "Here you are," says the Border Patrol agent, pointing at the US Capitol building. "The greatest political asylum in the world."
My wife and I were walking down the street. My wife and I were walking down the street when she spotted the mayor of our town. ""You should go introduce yoursel
An older Russian joke, feel free to swap the leaders' names Leonid Brezhnev is visiting Jimmy Carter in Washington DC. Upon arriving in the oval office he is su
Why do the walking dead survivors try to get to washington D.C.? Because it's their Michonne.
Why does Washington DC stink? Because of the B O
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