A man is sitting on traffic in Washington DC.... Cars are backed up as far as he can see. Then he sees another man coming down the street stopping at each car and talking. When the man gets to him he rolls down his window and asks what is going on. "Terrorists have got the entirety of the executive branch, Congress and judicial branches grouped together in one room at the Capitol building and have said that if we do not give them $400 billion dollars by the end of today they are going to set the entire building on fire, collapsing our entire government and we are going car to car to try and get donations to help with the cause" The driver is astounded and says he would gladly help. "How much have other people been donating?" The man replies "oh, about a gallon..."