#but-john

Jesus said to John, ""Come forth and receive eternal life!"" But John came fifth and got a toaster.

And the lord said to John ""Come forth and receive eternal life"" But john came fifth, and only won a toaster!

The Lord said to John, ""Come forth and receive Eternal Life""... But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And God said unto John: ""Come forth, and you shall be granted immortality."" But John came fifth, and won a toaster.

And the Lord said onto John, ""Come forth and you shall receive eternal life"" But john came fifth and won a toaster

And Jesus said, ""Come forth and receive everlasting life...."" But John came fifth, and only received a toaster oven.

And Lord said unto John... ""Come forth and receive eternal life"" But John came 5th... He got a toaster

God said unto John... ""John if you come fourth you shall receive eternal life!"" But John came fifth and won a toaster

And the Lord said unto John, ""Come forth and you will have eternal life"" But John came in fifth and won a toaster.

And god said to John ""Come forth, and I will grant you with eternal life."" But John came 5th and won a toaster instead.

And the Lord said unto John ""come forth and receive eternal life."" But John came fifth and got a toaster.

And the Lord said to John "" Come forth and you shall receive eternal life"" But John came fifth and won a toaster Credits: An ask Reddit post

And the lord said unto John ""Come forth and receive eternal life"" But John came fifth and received a toaster.

And the Lord said unto John, ""Come forth and receive eternal life""... But John came fifth and had to eat the biscuit.

Come forth... And God said to John ""Come forth and receive eternal life."" But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And the LORD said unto John... ""Come forth and receive eternal life."" But John came fifth and had to eat the biscuit[.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soggy_biscuit)

The lord said to John ""Come forth and receive eternal life""... But John came in fifth and won a toaster instead.