And the lord said unto John ""Come forth and receive eternal life"" But John came fifth and received a toaster.

And the Lord said unto John ""come forth and receive eternal life."" But John came fifth and got a toaster.

And god said to John ""Come forth, and I will grant you with eternal life."" But John came 5th and won a toaster instead.

And the Lord said unto John, ""Come forth and you will have eternal life"" But John came in fifth and won a toaster.