The lord said to John ""Come forth and receive eternal life""... But John came in fifth and won a toaster instead.

And the LORD said unto John... ""Come forth and receive eternal life."" But John came fifth and had to eat the biscuit[.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soggy_bis

Come forth... And God said to John ""Come forth and receive eternal life."" But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And the Lord said unto John, ""Come forth and receive eternal life""... But John came fifth and had to eat the biscuit.