And the LORD said unto John... ""Come forth and receive eternal life."" But John came fifth and had to eat the biscuit[.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soggy_biscuit)
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The lord said to John ""Come forth and receive eternal life""... But John came in fifth and won a toaster instead.
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