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Want to feel old? Tsar Simeon I of Bulgaria would be 1,150 years old today!

There was a man who droves train in Bulgaria There was a man in Bulgaria who drove a train for a living. He loved his job, driving a train had been his dream ever since he was a child. He loved to make the train go as fast as possible. Unfortunately, one day he was a little too reckless and caused a crash. He made it out, but a single person died. Well, needless to say, he went to court over this incident. He was found guilty, and was sentenced to death by electrocution. When the day of the exec…

There was a man in Algeria who drove a train for a living.... There was a man in Algeria who drove a train for a living. He loved his job, driving a train had been his dream ever since he was a child. He loved to make the train go as fast as possible. Unfortunately, one day he was a little too reckless and caused a crash. He made it out, but a single person died. Well, needless to say, he went to court over this incident. He was found guilty, and was sentenced to death by electrocution. When the…

Two men travel by train The journey is very long as they need to cross several European countries. One of them constantly asks at which country they currently are out of boredom. The other man replies correctly by not even looking outside the window. How do you do that without looking? Every country has its very specific climate. It's not that hard. Here, let me show you. He places his hand outside the window every few hours and replies. Right now we are going through Germany, because my hand is…

Thanksgiving in Bulgaria Obviously Thanksgiving is an American holiday. However, as a former soldier deployed to Southern Europe, I was given a week long pass during the week of Thanksgiving. I decided to go to Bulgaria. You know what the best thing about Thanksgiving in Bulgaria is? Bulgaria is next to Turkey and Greece.

Here's a joke from Bulgaria, translated for your convenience. One a motorway near the coast in Varna a musclebound mafioso (refered to as mutra in Bulgaria) is driving with his subordinates in his brand new Mercedes S63 AMG. When he nears a traffic signal, he gets rear ended. Pissed off, he gets out to have a look. Turns out that an elderly gentleman in a rusty Lada smashed into him. He gets him out of the car and starts yelling at him: -What the f***, man! This is my brand new ride, I ain't e…

The train conductor So there was this man in Bulgaria who drove a train for a living. He loved his job, driving a train had been his dream ever since he was a child. He loved to make the train go as fast as possible. Unfortunately, one day he was a little too reckless and caused a crash. He made it out, but a single person died. Well, needless to say, he went to court over this incident. He was found guilty, and was sentenced to death by electrocution. When the day of the execution came, he req…

There was a man in Bulgaria who drove a train for a living... There was a man in Bulgaria who drove a train for a living. He loved his job, driving a train had been his dream ever since he was a child. He loved to make the train go as fast as possible. Unfortunately, one day he was a little too reckless and caused a crash. He made it out, but a single person died. Well, needless to say, he went to court over this incident. He was found guilty, and was sentenced to death by electrocut…

There was a man in Bulgaria who drove a train for a living. He loved his job, driving a train had been his dream ever since he was a child. He loved to make the train go as fast as possible. Unfortunately, one day he was a little too reckless and caused a crash. He made it out, but a single person died. Well, needless to say, he went to court over this incident. He was found guilty, and was sentenced to death by electrocution. When the day of the execution came, he requested a single banana as …

There was a man in Bulgaria who drove a train for a living There was a man in Bulgaria who drove a train for a living. He loved his job, driving a train had been his dream ever since he was a child. He loved to make the train go as fast as possible. Unfortunately, one day he was a little too reckless and caused a crash. He made it out, but a single person died. Well, needless to say, he went to court over this incident. He was found guilty, and was sentenced to death by electrocution. Wh…

So there was this man in Bulgaria who drove trains for a living..... He loved his job. Driving a train had been his dream ever since he was a child. He loved to make the train go as fast as possible. Unfortunately, one day he was a little too reckless and he caused a crash. He made it out, but one person died. Needless to say, he went to court over this incident. He was found guilty and was sentenced to death by electrocution. When the day of his execution came, he requested a single banana as …

On the Bulgarian edition of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire... The new contestant sits on the chair. He just grunts at the host's introduction questions, so they get straight to the game. First question - Which city is the capital of Bulgaria: * A. Sofia * B. Moscow * C. London * D. Paris Respondent: "I'd like to ask the audience." The host is stunned, but just goes with it. The results of the vote are as expected - 100% for **A. Sofia**. The contestant says he’ll trust the audience and answe…

So there was this man in Bulgaria who drove trains for a living He loved his job. Driving a train had been his dream ever since he was a child. He loved to make the train go as fast as possible. Unfortunately

There was a man in Bulgaria who worked on a train for a living. He loved his job. Working on a train had been his dream ever since he was a child. He loved to walk the aisles

There was a man who droves train in Bulgaria There was a man in Bulgaria who drove a train for a living.

There was a man in Bulgaria who drove a train for a living... There was a man in Bulgaria who drove a train for a living.

The train conductor So there was this man in Bulgaria who drove a train for a living. He loved his job

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