#sofia

How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground? They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.

An Italian girl named Sofia... ...got married to this guy Luca. On their wedding night, she was nervous, but her mother said, "Don't worry, he will be good to you." So Sofia goes up to the bedroom and Luca takes off his shirt. Sofia runs downstairs and says to her mom, "Momma, Luca has a hairy chest." Her mother says, "Do not worry, go back upstairs." Sofia goes back upstairs and Luca takes off his pants. Sofia runs downstairs and says to her mom, "Momma, Luca has hairy legs." Sofia's mom s…

THE WEDDING TEST I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister, Sofia. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini-skirts, and generally was Bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me. I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate she never did it around anyone else. One day she calle…

On the Bulgarian edition of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire... The new contestant sits on the chair. He just grunts at the host's introduction questions, so they get straight to the game. First question - Which city is the capital of Bulgaria: * A. Sofia * B. Moscow * C. London * D. Paris Respondent: "I'd like to ask the audience." The host is stunned, but just goes with it. The results of the vote are as expected - 100% for **A. Sofia**. The contestant says he’ll trust the audience and answe…

An Italian girl named Sofia... ...got married to this guy Luca. On their wedding night