#buddy-im

recruiter: u should join the army octopus: buddy I'm army enough as it is

The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said ""I've got to take you in sir. You're obviously drunk"" The wasted wino asked ""Ociffer are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"" ""Yeah buddy I'm sure"" said the copper. ""Let's go."" Obviously relieved the wino said ""That's a relief - I thought I was a cripple.""

Caught in the blizzard [An old one but a good one] Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night. "I realise it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid the neighbours will *talk* i…

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up in Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night. "I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house." "Don't worry,…

John decided to go skiing with his buddy, Keith, so they loaded up John's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard, so they pulled into a nearby farm... ...and asked the attractive lady who answered the door, if they could spend the night. "I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed." she explained. "And I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house." "Do…