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Hey Bradley Cooper's eyes: the most beautiful sky imaginable called - it wants it's color back

Real life joke So at work I'm un-bolting some racks. When a co worker (Will) approaches and says ""Hey, where's that 3/16 wrench?"" Another co worker (Bradley) quickly blames me. To which I respond ""I don't know where it is, I was using my finger!"". Without thinking Bradley blurts out ""Finger MY ASS!"" We died laughing. The end.

An elderly woman is called to the stand.... In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecutor called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked,""Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"" She responded, ""Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a small boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brain…

Young Bradley arrived at his date's house wearing a shirt that had water dripping from it. ""What're you doin'?"" asked his girlfriend. ""How come your shirt is soakin' wet?"" ""Well"" said Bradley ""it said on the label: WASH AND WEAR.""

Southern Justice Starting a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't th…

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN Names =========== If Linda, Kate, Paula and Janice go out for lunch, they will call each other Linda, Kate, Paula and Janice. If Fred, Luke, Bradley, and Jeff go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Bruno, Scrappy, Peanut-Head and Godzilla. Eating Out =========== When the bill arrives, Fred, Luke, Bradley, and Jeff will each throw in $20, even though the total is only $34.25. None of them will have any smaller bills and none will admit they wan…