Hey Bradley Cooper's eyes: the most beautiful sky imaginable called - it wants it's color back#Bradley#Coopers#One-Liner0🔗 Share
"I don't have a racist bone in my body!" --Riley Cooper's girlfriend postcoitus#Riley#Coopers#Dating#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
'Appearances can be deceiving' said my fortune cookie message; then I realized I've cracked open a snail.#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.#Animals#Lawyer#Police#Bar+1 more0🔗 SharePermalink →