#bob-what

Name Jokes What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs and sits in front of a door? Mat What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs and swims? Bob What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs and sits in a big steel pot? Stu What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs and has a shovel in his head? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs and sits in a can of paint? Hugh What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs and lays on a grill? Frank. What's his wife's name? …

Bad, bad jokes (they're a little sick - be warned) * ""Mommy, mommy, can we go out and play with Grandma?"" ""If you dig her up one more time. . ."" * Mommy, mommy, can Billy come play baseball with us?"" ""You know he has no arms and legs!"" ""He can be second base!"" * How do you babysit black children? Lick their lips and stick them to the refrigerator! * What does a vampire called a used tampon? Teabag * What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in the pool? Bob * What do you call a guy w…

Bob knows a lot of people Bob's a factory worker, and one day, the boss is showing a bunch of Japanese investors around the factory. One of them sees Bob, and they promptly exchange handshakes and start talking like long lost friends. Afterwards, Bobs boss asks him what that was about. Bob just replies 'oh, I know him from a few years back, I actually know a lot of important people.' His boss is sceptic, but Bob replies: 'Tell you what, name anyone you can think off, I bet you that they know…