Name Jokes What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs and sits in front of a door? Mat What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs and swims? Bob What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs and sits in a big steel pot? Stu What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs and has a shovel in his head? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs and sits in a can of paint? Hugh What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs and lays on a grill? Frank. What's his wife's name? Patty What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Ilene. What if she's Asian? Irene What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs and sits on a swing? Anything you want, what's he really going to do about it?